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Meet Sal

Posted by Anne Yorks on Sunday, March 7, 2010

I have someone very special to introduce to you today. 

Ladies, meet Sal. 



Awwwwwwwww.

He's single and he's ready to mingle. Here are his stats:

Full Name: Sal  A. Mander (mother's name Sally)
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Amphibia
Astrology Sign: Pisces (of course)
Likes: Walks in the woods - especially near creeks and wetlands, Pina Coladas with an umbrella, Classical Music, Dancing in the Rain, and writing poetry
Favorite Poet: Robert Frost
Dislikes: Pesticides and Newt Gingrich
Romantic Dinner Menu: Earthworms, slugs and snails (basically things that move slower than Sal)
Talent/Party Trick: Sal will use tail autotomy to escape predators. If you're on a date and get into trouble, he'll drop off his tail. It will wriggle around for a little while, and then you can make your get away unnoticed while the predator is distracted. Salamanders routinely regenerate complex tissues. Within only a few weeks of losing a piece of limb, a salamander perfectly reforms the missing structure. This is great at parties too!
Sal aspires to be a poet




Seems like he's the full package! 

And did you see his cute hands?

          

So grippy and strong. 

And ladies, don't worry about the odds. Sal's got friends, lots of them.



So if you find Sal irresistible, contact him today and show him that nice guys don't always finish last!

Have a sweet day,
Anne

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  • sharen reigh

    Mar 08, 2010

    Anne: just love your designs and spirit!! we are also a home based business-custom embroidery and garment decorating—in factr we do the embroidery for Inspired Dreams-so I think you’ve seen our work. We’re making shirts for St John’s School in Blft for a reading comition-they are the St John Salamanders-how ‘bout that! Ted & I went to breakfast this morn and taslked about your page and we decided to contact you when we got back to see if you could do a salamander for us to give to the team when we deliver the shirts—we got home and there he was!! I’ll send you a pic of the design to see if perhaps you can customize a bit for the school. THANK YOU!!!

  • Addie

    Mar 07, 2010

    I LOVE reading Tidbits, keeping up with your family, and seeing your never-ending creativity. Keep living your dream. You’re an inspiration!!!

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